Archive for June, 2006

The whore that looked like Halle Berry

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006



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I was looking for a quick blowjob, so I drove downtown again to my favorite hot spot, and since I was quite horny wasn”t in a mood to drive around in order to find a hot girl, so I stopped at the first girl that was standing on the side of the road, and picked her up.

Well, sometimes luck is on my side, coz the chick was really hot, and I mean 10 out of 10 hot, she looked totally like Halle Berry, just slightly shorter version. Well there was something else special about her - she simply didn”t stop talking. Since I”ve never met Halle Berry, I”m not sure id she talks a lot but this girl most surely did. By the time we found a nice spot, I think she had told me at least 20 stories.

Anyway since I was really in a hurry to get my dick sucked, I stopped on the side of a main street, and although there still were some people walking around, I thought it was a nice place to do ”business”.

After we stopped and I paid the girl her money, I pulled my pants down, and she started sucking me, and boy, was she good at it, the only thing was that she was quite skinny, so her shoulder was stubbing my belly, but getting a blowjob be such a pretty girl, and her having my dick in her mouth, instead of talking all the time, was like a real blessing.

After we were done I gave her some extra money because she was a really nice girl, not to mention really hot, and she gave me her address and told me that if I wanted to see her again I could ring the intercome and make arrangements.

All in all that was one of my very very good whore picking experiences.

Uncle Pussy

The whore that stole my phone

Saturday, June 17th, 2006



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So I”m crusing downtown looking for a whore to fuck, and since there were at least 3-4 police cars in the area I had to drive around for a while untill I spotted a hot whore to pick up. Well it was quite dark so she looked hot at first, but after I stopped and sge came into my car she turned out to be nothing special.

Anyway, the first thing I noticed when she hopped in was that she smlled like a pothead, you know what I”m talking about don”t you? If you smoke pot I can smell yuo from miles away, it has this very distinctive smell.

So I asked the whore how much she wanted for a blowjob in the car, we negotiated the price, and I drove away in search for a quiet place. As soon as we started driving I took her hand and put it in my pants so she can start choking the chicken so I can get in a mood.

Now that was the first thing that was unusual about this chick, I mean all the whores with more than 2 days on the beat really now how to hold dick, this girl was holding it using only two fingers, and was pulling my skin only, but I didn”t think much about it at that moment.

Anyway, at some point we found a quiet spot and she started sucking me but I noticed that she reached to the side of my seat, and all of sudden my seat fell down. I thought that she did this on accident, but I still got a bit pissed. So ahile I was straggling with pulling my seat up, the motherfucking whore managed to steal my cell phone, the few notes that I had in my left pocket, she managed to unzip my backpocket but thank God she didn”t take my keys or my credit cards. Meanwhile as she was clearing me out, I was still fucking busy with fixing my seat, and got more and more pissed off, so at some point I told her to fuck off, and I think that’’s all she was waiting for.

Only after she was gone for a couple of minutes and was nowhere in sight, I realised that my phone was missing along with my money… Boy, did I get pissed, but there was nothing to be done, she was long gone, and so was my cell phone with all my telephone numbers.

well, that’’s about it
Regards
Uncle Pussy