Archive for March, 2007

Whores don”t do Greek

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007



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K, don”t know if you know this or not, but about 99% of the whores will not do Greek no matter how much money you offer them, kinda always wanted to know why.

When a was a newbie whore-fucker I tried to no avail to get me some anal action with any of the street walkers, I remember asking one black chick I picked up, why wouldn”t she do Greek, even though I offered her 200 bucks, much more that the normal ”full house”. She said, ”No way, it’’s just hurts too much”. That’’s kinda funny coz I somewhow always managed to convince my girfriends to let me fuck them in the ass.

I guess the girls take this somehow more personal, and they only do it with their boyfriends, or guys that they really like. Not that you can not find a hooker that”ll take it in the ass, there’’s plenty of them, but you have to call an agency aka escort and tell them what you want. All in all if you think you can pick up a regular street-walker and do her in the ass doggy style, that simply is not going to happen.

Well, that’’s it for now

All the best,
Uncle Pussy

The whore with great ball licking technique

Monday, March 12th, 2007

So down I go again to get me some cocksucking and fornicating action, and pick up some skinny hoe. She tells me that she just moved to town, therefore she didn”t know any of these cheap places where you get a room, so I had to take her and show her around a little bit, and we ended up in some dodgy place (as usual).

There was a huge fat black mamma on the door, and she’’s the one that lets people in but she also opens only for girls that she knows, so she looked at us for a while before she opened the electric gate, then she tried to shortchange me, but I Uncle Pussy wasn”t born yesterday, and I took what was mine.

Then we went to the room with the babe, of course I asked for a blowjob without a condom, but she told me that it wasn”t going to happen, and I didn”t really have a choice but to settle for one with a wrapper on. But she was good, actually she was really good, and she knew how to lick balls, that’’s for sure.

Only 2 out of 20 babes will lick your balls, because they have no idea how great it feels, and the few ones that actually do lick and suck balls only concentrate on one ball at a time, and I just found that that’’s not how it should be done.

This is what this hoe did, she sucked my dick for a while, then she licked my balls ACROSS, so she could lick both of them, and boy that simply felt great (take a look at the picture, and make sure you show it to your wives and girlfriends so they can learn how to lick balls as well):

licking balls

You see, the whole secret is to run your tongue form point A to point B and backwordws, it’’s not that difficult, is it?

ok, that’’s it for now
regards
Uncle Pussy